Swimmer trapped by "Beach Balls"

In Croatia Mario Visnjic went for a skinny dip off Valalta beach. The sea water was so cold that it shriveled up his testicles. Mario got out of the water and went straight to his deck chair where his testes slipped through the two slats of wood. As he sat there relaxaing, the warm sun expanded his stuff back to normal size. He then found himself stuck in the deck chair. Mario had to call beach maintenance on his cell phone in order to get freed from the chair. The maintenance crew had to cut the deck chair in half in order to free Mario.